Republican Party

A group of rich white people telling poor white people that the cause of their poverty is brown people.

A group of sociopathic hedonists telling christians that the threat to America is gay people and atheists.

A group of people who get support by protecting unborn babies whilst simultaneously making it harder for live babies and their mothers to survive.

The republican party wants live babies to make dead soldiers.

by wakkadoodooo September 22, 2016

bachelor party

A party lasting several days and nights that is thrown out of town by the grooms closest male friends, in 'honor' of the bachelor getting married. The groom celebrates things he won't be allowed to do once he is married some of them being entertained by attractive naked women, consuming large amounts of adult beverages, and acting in a manor that would never be displayed in front of his bride. A few of the essentials include: beer, hard alcohol, strippers, lap dances, hangovers, inappropriate conversation, questionable behavior, an air-tight 'bro-code', and an extremely annoyed bride-to-be who goes along with these charades lest she be 'old-fashioned, unsupportive, a stick in the mud,' or a 'bro-hater.' She is told by society that "this is a right of passage, or tradition that every groom is entitled to regardless of how she feels. So deal with it." What a great way to start off a marriage. It's simply an essential way to make your bride feel loved, respected, and cherished.

Did you hear about Todd's bachelor party? It's the night before his wedding and there's going to be a ton of women and alcohol.

by RachelSue September 10, 2010

Party Store

Detroit slang for a ghetto corner store or convenience store that sells beer, candy, booze, cigarettes, pork rinds, lotto tickets, and everything else you might need at 2 in the morning. All transactions happen through the bullet-proof window.

Let's hit up the party store so we can cash our checks and buy some forties. I need a new beeper.

by manoogs July 26, 2007

Thanks for Partying

Used to rely an awesome time between friends. Instead of apologizing for what you've done, this is a way for your friends to affirm that you had an awesome time. Hold your head high, you made the party. TFP

ThanksforPartying.com

Paul: You got hammered last night, Thanks for Partying.
Trey: You're very welcome.

Brian: Man, you know you had sex w/ my sister and tried to burn down the bar.. Thanks for Partying.
Ron: You're very welcome, my good sir.

Don't Apologize, Thanks for Partying

by Thanks for Partying May 8, 2012

offline party

noun - event - An offline party is a gathering of cool, interesting single people who have had it with online dating, faceboinking, and generally living life online. An offline party is reminiscent of the infamous singles parties of the 1970s, but everyone keeps their own keys.

While scrolling through the incessantly mediocre profiles of men and women on jdate that began with the words 'I work hard and play hard' or 'I am fun-loving and love my family,' some friends decided to host an offline party, inviting only the coolest and most interesting and unconventional people they could find online. They prayed the guests would look like their profile pictures and not turn out to be total douchebags.

by Sara Alize Cross January 7, 2009

Corpse Party

A video game/anime/Manga series (spoilers) about high school students who get magically teleported to a school of Angrey Spirits mainly being children spirits (not counting corpse party 2 dead patient )

"Hey dude you watch Pewdiepie play corpse party"

"Nah it's way to long of a play three"

by Gerardwaysmainbitch August 28, 2016

asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle

Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus

by Thelegendboomer May 15, 2015