iphone illness

when someone is so addicted to social media that they didn't care if your even there

you literally have iPhone illness bro

by hola4251836495y November 30, 2022

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iPhone

A smart phone created by Apple Inc. released in 2007 that has been updated for 15 years.

Wow, from the original iPhone to the iPhone 13 pro max, there has been a huge difference!

by No source definitions April 23, 2022

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1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.

2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft

3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.

4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".

5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.

iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one

by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022

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a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.

jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022

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single-handedly the most expensive object in your household, that can SOMETIMES fit in your pocket.

While yes, Iphones are very good performance wise, they just haven't gotten cooler over the years, we just want a Iphone that is super cool.

Guy: Hey, did you hear? Apple made a new Iphone. Its only got like, one thing. I think its a..uh..new camera?

Apple enthusiast: HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO BUY THAT LIKE ONG THIS WILL BE THE BEST PRODUCT OF THE YEAR WHATS THE PRICE??/??//
Guy: 12,000 US dollars.
Apple enthusiast: ANYTHING FOR DADDY APPLE DOES IT COM E WITH INCLUDED LIGHTING CABLE, ASSHOLE WIPER, BUTTPLUG, PIPEBOMB, PORTABLE FLAMETHROWER, AND WINDSHIELD WIPERS???

by AI_Buni October 15, 2022

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