when you are having sex doggystyle and you whip out your iPhone and start slapping the other person's ass with it
by idothisinschoolwiththeboys November 29, 2021
Get the iPhonemug. “Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”
by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
Get the iphone galaxymug. Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
Get the Buy your mom an iPhonemug. by Big Bulge Imposter February 2, 2022
Get the IPhonemug. The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g
-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g
-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist
-hah I know right
-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist
-hah I know right
by anonymous May 9, 2023
Get the iPhone 1Gmug. a device that gets bigger each year
apple we now have face scan it's like nothing before
other companies we dislike 4 yrs age ya dum dum
apple we now have face scan it's like nothing before
other companies we dislike 4 yrs age ya dum dum
dum dum iPhone
by mo kksmis king of kksims April 15, 2021
Get the iPhonemug. Addictive Device First released in 2007 , uhhhhh u need to sell a kid or kidney to get one.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.
iPhone i have it in my ass
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum
by acewayx February 15, 2024
Get the iPhonemug.