instagram

instagram witch most people call insta is a social media app were you can friend and follow other people and chat with the people you friend and follow. You can also post pictures and videos you can also post polls (were you can type a question and two different awnsers and other people on insta can tap on them as there awnser) another thing you can post are tbhs (witch stands for to be honest) and other users can put and emoji in the box that there is to describe that person.

person 1: HONEY GET OFF INSTAGRAM
person2: ok i will go on snapchat then (urban dictonary cominng out soon!)
person1: screw my life

by Ice cream and dog lover1234567 October 1, 2018

Instacum

My muthafuckin blue dodge ram on them 33s

You see my truck you instacum remember dodge the father ram the daughter

by Blowmebiatch December 2, 2018

Instagroom

A male person whom is extremely desperate to throw himself into the abyss of marriage, by taking on average between 7 and 41 pictures, dressed in a black suit accompanied with bow tie and posting them on Instagram. The lucky female to call this king of the virtual jungle her hubby will be the one liking those pictures ranked closest to the square root of 69, which is around 8-something..

Did you know Debby got married? Oh yes, i heard she found herself a cute Instagroom..

by Bichoman December 3, 2018

Instagram sign language

Initiating contact through someone's Instagram profile by liking their older posts. Sometimes responded by nothing, other times responded in the same fashion. Usually means they are interested in you and you should slide in their dms. Can be considered a mating call.

"Dude how did you end up talking to that hot chick at the bar last night?"
"Well I had her insta so I started with some Instagram sign language."

by Olivertwist23 January 22, 2019

Instaganging

Only being 'gang' online and not in real life.

John:"look at this pic, he looks hard."
Dave:"hes not hard, he is just instaganging"

by Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh February 9, 2019

Instacrane

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."

Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.

by chimspetunia March 5, 2019

Instagram ads

'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them

PLS KILL ME I SAW SOME INSTAGRAM ADS

by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019