i dont like to close my eyes on the phone because i am afraid that someone will jump through the ear portal and attack me!
by TheAngryZorse September 30, 2009
The condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear.
Dude, he looked ok until I saw the sun behind him. He had total Yoda ear. He needs to trim that stuff...it was strait up fuzz time .
by Buttwangu July 12, 2017
by Thefirstearknob March 29, 2021
by Addison September 13, 2004
by Chahi0614 December 24, 2016
A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"
"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010
the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 02, 2015