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What the bags

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.
Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?
by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018
mugGet the What the bagsmug.

Bag of Twat

Someone with a lack of friends because of their burning passion to overachieve and be extra in school as well as other environments. Typically are not as intelligent in reality. Usually associated with someone with a really big ego.
Oh my god, this kid is being so extra! This kid is seriously a bag of twat. Of course he has no friends!
by an_angry_person December 17, 2016
mugGet the Bag of Twatmug.

Catheter Bag

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.
"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"
by bonbon08 August 10, 2009
mugGet the Catheter Bagmug.

Empty the bag

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.
by T-Knight March 11, 2010
mugGet the Empty the bagmug.

flesh bag

A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.
Your ex Dave is a flesh bag....
by bookworm July 15, 2020
mugGet the flesh bagmug.

bag shag

When there is a chick that has great assets but has a grot face. You should then procede to place a bag face over her face before shagging her.
Tyler: Alice has great tits and fine ass
Anthony: I know man it's just her face

Tyler: I dunno man I wanna smash but her face...
Anthony: Man I'll get you a bag so you can bag shag her
by Thotimus_Prime November 21, 2017
mugGet the bag shagmug.

Bag Man

Is a guy or man who has very little to popularity so he will strategically date or hook up with a girl or woman who has a tighter money game and more popular than he is. This move is for clout and to elevate or boost his popularity to a higher level.
Follower 1: I thought ol’ boy was ballin’ like a rock star and a high profile celeb before he hooked up with ol’ girl.
Follower 2: Nah ol’ boy’s money game and popularity ghosted him until he hooked up with ol’ girl who put that bag man on the map.
by Starving Artist246 January 20, 2023
mugGet the Bag Manmug.

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