Lay the mack down

To lay one's mack down:
1) To enter into an arena and get your groove on.
2) To seduce a girl with your presence and your oozing charisma.
3) The physical act of taking off your coat or over garment and placing it on the floor; being sure not to contravene any health and safety regulations.

1) I bowled in, saw the dance floor and simply proceeded to lay the mack down.
2) That girl was all over me, that's what happens when I lay the mack down.
3) I came in to the room, found an appropriate spot and thought this is where I shall lay the mack down.

by Paul Bennett May 25, 2006

A Doo Lay Oose

A made up phrase used to scare off annoying people who won't leave you alone. It's best when it's said in a high pitched voice.

Annoying person- Blah blah blah

Me- A doo lay oose!

Annoying person- Wow, this MF is a weirdo!

Me- A doo lay oose!

Annoying person- Wtf! I'm outta here!

by Volare88 March 28, 2018

lay the smack down

To take control of a situation with the intention of resolving it as rapidly as possible

I am gonna go in there and lay the smack down

by KaffyP February 3, 2010

lay some cable

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.

Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable

by chris ord August 31, 2006

Laying down the Carpet

The act of laying down, or placing a single or a double segment of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl, in order to stop or significantly reduce "splash backs" when relieving oneself.

"I felt the urge to take the biggest crap yesterday and I was afraid I might get some splash-back, so I laid down the carpet before I initiated. 60 percent of the time, it works.... EVERY TIME!"
"Laying down the carpet saved my ass from years of shitty water splashing my asshole."

by Roogz April 9, 2008

Go lay down

Used to show dominance, a position of power or authority. Used in a sense of treating someone like a pet, or slave in the eyes of their master when they want or need something from you.

Allison: Love, can you turn the tv down I'm trying to put baby to sleep?

Cory: Go lay down bitch, I'm watching the office!

by RAobey May 6, 2009

Lay Down Shower

A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience

We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.

by magizzle September 13, 2007