Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

dutch hurricane

A sexual act in which you give the other person a swirly while butt-fucking them.

The other day, I Dutch hurricaned that bitch so hard. It was awesome. *high five*

by Steely foxe May 18, 2014

Hurricane

A storm with a violent wind that carries water across a country in it's arms.

The hurricane swept the country off it's feet.

by Asonymous April 19, 2018

Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023

Young Hurricane

A beautiful Italian muff muncher with seduction skills that ultimately becomes your one true amore...

Oh look, there's a young hurricane over there. This is what love at first sight must feel like!

by oldhurricane June 15, 2023

Hurricane

Individuals by the name of Bob, Gagan and Harkirat who possess many acres and prefer beverages of the Crown Royal variety

Yo, let's send it with the hurricane

by Bgh123 February 4, 2022

Hurricane Action

When you sit on dat D and spin like a hurricane cyclone

"Damn, my girl hit me with that hurricane action last night"
"That hurricane action got me chaffed but shit was good"

by Suzybean July 7, 2021