Thunder Hump

someone usually a male that sleeps with several woman and is really horny

Man:I am sleeping with 3 girls and none of them know about each other
Other Man:You fucking thunder hump

by YMCT June 18, 2016

hump daddy

When your boyfriend only humps you during sex and nothing else, aka no special positions that all girls(or boys) want. This will probably happen when you want sex but he doesn't. This usually means he is bored with your orgasms or sex moves. It could also imply he doesn't want to have sex with you for a long amount of time.

Tracy: "He doesn't put me in the position I like it anymore! I want to feel special, not a booty call!"
Mary: "OMG! What a hump daddy !!"

by FUCKMEINTHEFUCKINGPUSSYBITCH December 1, 2017

hump me dump me

A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.

by maxwags May 3, 2018

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

hump hound

What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.

Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!

by Joefromcali February 10, 2018

camel hump

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

nice camel hump :)

by HiddenDesires May 7, 2018

Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt May 27, 2018