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Christopher Columbus

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Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.

Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard
Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.

Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face

"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos
"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan

Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus
by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 10, 2008
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christopher bostic

Christopher usually have really big dick i mean super huge dicks anacondas,foot longs like the biggest penis in the world

and sexy as fuck all of them pull hella bitches and get best friends that want to suck there dick but Christopher wants no strings attached there are the big kid glo mr take yo hoe glo kids
anacondas are a slang for big dick christopher bostic
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Khristopher

Someone who is severely autistic and cannot Communicate very we'll. As of a result he tends to scream, sing very terrible, or spit out racial and or homophobic s slure. This can also be a combination of all
Person 1: ONNNN MEEE, JACOP IS SO FUCKING GAY

Person 2: Why are you so loud

Person 3: He’s acting like a Khristopher
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Christopher

A fat ass bitch that likes to blow up peoples computers in Mrs. Lalama's class
Look at that guy destroying that computer
Omg he is such a christopher!
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Christopher

The cutest guy you will ever meet in your life. He has a great personality and will make your eyes water over how cute he is. You will be drooling to date him. He has a great personality too. He might be shy at first but when you get to know him he can be freaky in a good way! He will make you feel like the richest person in the state and will make you feel good about yourself. He helps you through rough times too and don’t be afraid to open up your problems to Christopher. Things that should be secret stay secret with him.
Etienna:Christopher is fucking hot I wish I could date him!
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Kevin Kristopher Kruise

An imaginary boyfriend made up by a completely insane 15 year old questionably female individual. Kevin is from a family of 6-12 children, all of which are boys, and he has/had an indentical twin brother who commited suicide.

Kevin can also be used as an exclamation when something is completely rediculous or fake.
"That chick's boobs are so fake."
"Yeah, Kevin Kristopher Kruise is realer than those."
by Heidi Brenntmann March 30, 2009
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christopher wu

1. a person who doesn't appeciate this website
2. hi's to everyone
3. doesn't appreciate myspace and crap. does nothing with his life
4. stares at hentai all day long
5. hard to get a boner
1. "THIS IS SHIT!"
2. "HI! christopher wu has no life! HA! wait thats me..."
3. "HI!"
4. "HI!"
5. "HI!"
by dehuyail November 11, 2008
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