Hammer Hawker 

A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.

" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."

Hammer Hawker by H/H King March 1, 2010

hacksaw

To ravagely anally penetrate someone, often times till they bleed.

I hacksawed your moms ASS last night!!!

hacksaw by ankleater2112 October 9, 2007

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

*Seventh game in the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. Available for the Playstation 2, the Xbox, the Xbox 360, and the Gamecube. Characterized by the false promise of allowing the player to skate through all of Los Angeles County, it is actually composed of several boring levels.
*a false promise

*Tony Hawk's American Wasteland costs $60 on the Xbox 360 even though it is the worst version of the game.
* You said we could go to Disneyland! Was that just a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland?

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland by White Bread January 8, 2006

Stephen Hawking 

Stephen Hawking is a brillant astro and theoretical physicist, most known for his study of black holes, his book A brief History of Time, and his illness ALS, which has left him almost completly imobile. His other books The Universe in a Nutshell, a Briefer History of Time, Black Holes and Baby Universes and Other Essays, On The Shoulders of Giants: The Great Works of Physics and Astronomy.

He is also a pop culture icon, due to his physically disabled status, his status as one of the leading scientists of our time, and his computer that he uses to talk by pressing a variety of symbols for sounds. He has been in the shows Star Trek, Family Guy, The Simpsons and Futurama among other shows. There is also a rapper, M.C. Hawking, who uses his voice synthesiser to make lyrics. Stephen Hawking, known also for his wit, takes these in good humor.

Stephen Hawking has had Lou Gehrig's Disease for most of his life and as lived much longer then his doctors originally thought.

"When I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun." - Stephen Hawking

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."

Stephen Hawking by Alan McVicker May 1, 2006

Hawkie 

One who has partaken in the activity of skateboarding purely because they were influenced by a computer game. (more specifically Tony Hawks Pro Skater). Slang form the mean streets of Sotuhend-on-Sea.

I get to a skate spot and all I see is a bunch of Hawkies.

Hawkie by Rob G June 8, 2004

hawk eyed 

its where you are being checked out by the opposite sex so hardcore that they must be undressing you with there eyes. also a new form of raping you with their eyes.

Dude, i totally got hawk eyed at work today!

hawk eyed by the greatest most unstopable May 7, 2010

Tony Hawk 

Birdman. Great skater that appears in various skating events, CKY movies, Jackass, Viva la Bam, and video games.

"It's bad enough that she(April Margera) has to come home to her house destroyed but she's got Birdman here taking pictures of it!"- Ryan Dunn, Viva la Bam

Tony Hawk by Lindsey February 2, 2004