I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020

Hastings

staring inappropriatly for a long period of time at the breasts of a woman during conversation.

"Dude, I totally got caught Hastings that chic"

by the hastings October 16, 2008

Having a moment

In England it refers to someone in the toilet having a dump

"Where's Jon?"
"He'll be out soon, he's just having a moment - too much curry last night"

by wisetwo April 14, 2017

Hazing

A myth made up by low-ranking men and women in the armed forces not to be confused with unicorns or the boogy-man.

Hazing

"Corporal, where you hazing Johnson this morning."

"No Gunny, hes' lying."
"Figured. Carry on.".

by Sarjukhe June 19, 2010

having sex with harry potter

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.

having sex with harry potter in my dreams.

by crystalann chaos June 17, 2008

Having sex with a muffin

1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace

2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again

3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT

1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE

by Bob Dog November 3, 2004

so, you having a good time?

in an awkward situation when you are with your partner and all his friends and you try to make best with his best girlfriend. you ask her if she's having a good time but subsequently making it more awkward!

Michelle: Hey Shayda!

Shayda: Hi.

Michelle: .........

Shayda:............

Michelle: So, you having a good time?!

Shayda:Yea.

by VI626 March 30, 2011