Hans Pumfner

To have a Thomas the tank or tango in the night

He was bored so he decided to have a hans pumfner

by Hans P February 23, 2024

Xuan Han

Xuan Han is a particularly amazing person. Many people call him a legend. He usually sleeps in class. He will wake up when his lecture teaches wrongly or class ended only, he is very pro and terrible many people scare him

Xuan Han is also a very cool and handsome person

by anonymous November 23, 2021

JB Han

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "看看你的牛子" meaning "let me look at your (dick)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "show your dick". It is similar with the old slang "看看批" meaning samely.

“我的牛子很他妈大”
“看看你的JB Han”

by jiaran July 11, 2022

Et-han

a nickname given by brynn davis

et-han burooks

by ErthB45 February 3, 2020

Hans Christian

Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.

After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.

-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"

by Cinamel April 19, 2018

Hans Simy

an extremely unfunny joke oftentimes resulting in overwhelming cringe, disgust, and sometimes even thoughts of suicide.

“that joke at the lunch table today was a total hans simy”

by daevbom October 27, 2025

Han

A funny charming person who always likes to have a good time and has the cutest smile. The life of the party and a good loyal friend. You can always depend on him to have your back when it really matters.

Man, Han is such a fun guy to be around

by Awhhihello November 23, 2021