Downstairs Handshake

A discreet way to say a handjob. Jerking someone's dick.

My girlfriend gave me the old downstairs handshake while I was driving to pick up her kid from daycare.

by 1ofthewizards July 3, 2021

cheeseburger handshake

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.

"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."

by Rancho Relaxo May 11, 2016

portland handshake

Pepper spraying someone.

If you come at me I'm going to give you a Portland handshake.

by That guy CP February 3, 2021

Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )

I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.

by DJKOKC December 14, 2020

louisville handshake

a handjob

my cousin and his wife came up for the family reunion and she gave me a Louisville handshake behind the barn.

by nastynikk July 15, 2020

Dirtbag Handshake

Punching someone directly in the throat.

I didn't like the way Rudy looked at me so I gave him a dirtbag handshake.

by Jsarge September 26, 2020

A Salty Handshake

A name for a uncomfortable public handjob given by a gay man to a straight man.

You Boys Want To Go Into The Hall And Have A Salty Handshake?

by PiggieFatNose January 29, 2019