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Harry Potter 

*insert Hegwig's Theme*
Harry Potter by Luna Serenity December 10, 2021

Harry Potter glasses 

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

Harry Potter 

Harry Potter hooked me up 3ith Ravenclaw. Ask Amine
Harry Potter by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

Harry Potter 

An orphan boy with magical powers.
"Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter!"
Harry Potter by grey phrog February 9, 2022

Harry Potter 

That one book series Millennials and Some of Gen Z based their entire personality off of when they were like 8.
A: I love Harry Potter!
B: when did you read it?
A: when I was 8!
B: what?
A: yeah the whole series and all the movies
B: what the fu-
Harry Potter by LowYummy February 26, 2022

Harry Potter 

Books that every child has read in some point in time. Butterbeer, robes, Wattpad stories about Draco Malfoy, Fan Fics, wands, patronus, etc.
Me: Have you read Harry Potter?
Friend: No
Me: *wacks friend with a rolled up paper*
Harry Potter by simisim21 February 27, 2022