hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 7, 2023

hairy furriness

Adjective; a word that describes having hair all over the body

Boy: "its called hair..."
Girl: "no its fur....."
Boy: " how 'bout its hairy furriness...."
Girl: "fine..."

by Lil Miss Asshole August 15, 2022

hairy helmet

When the head of your circumcised penis is covered in hair.

Shaun's hairy helmet kept getting knotted as he masturbated.

by Tbone56 April 5, 2014

Hairy Frenchie

A beard without a mustache.

That man’s hairy frenchie is very full.

by dankvaulter August 12, 2019

Hairy taco

A woman’s labia majora, the outer lips covered with pubic hair.

Her hairy taco was on display.

by Medic98 April 14, 2018

Hairy Rhinoceros

A variation on eating out a girl that involves the person performing oral inserting their nose into the vagina as they lick.

That hairy rhinoceros last night was amazing.

by theskittlekraken September 24, 2014

hairy rocks

Hairy rocks is a term used for dried semen on a mans pubic hairs, specifically the balls

Yo, I woke up this morning with hairy rocks, I think I forgot to pull out last night

by Krhamz February 19, 2017