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school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
by unused username February 20, 2024
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Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
by TymmH June 8, 2024
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gym enthusiast

Stupid boyfriend who doesn’t want to admit he’s a gym rat
He calls himself a gym enthusiast even though he’s a gym rat
by bfloverr August 24, 2022
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Gym

The best place one can possibly be to change. To be better. To be greater. To surpass his limitations and become strong and confident, but also a lot more happy. The gym is amazing because it teaches you so many things. Without hard work, there is no pay off. Without suffering, there is no salvation. I recommend it to 100% of the people of the planet. It can make anyone’s life 100% better but few people actually bother to try.
The gym is amazing. I get healthier, stronger and feel better overall. It has taught me that with hard work and with consistency, anything is possible
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Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.
Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.
by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025
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After gym smile

It‘s the smile in your face after your gym session.
Leroy: dafuq? y u smiling that much?
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.
by U5eriou5 September 19, 2019
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giant gym rat

A giant rat that lives in a weird school that cant afford to get a exterminator.

The gym was buzzing with the usual chaos of kids running around, but then Kenza's eyes widened as she spotted something unusual. A giant rat, the size of a small dog, was perched precariously on the roof of the gym. It looked like it had been feasting on some serious gym snacks.

The janitor, Mr. Thompson, was a no-nonsense kind of guy. He saw the rat and, without missing a beat, grabbed his broom. With the precision of an Olympic javelin thrower, he hurled the broom at the rat. The broom hit its mark, and the rat tumbled down, landing with a thud on the gym floor. The kids erupted in a mix of cheers and screams.

But that wasn't the end of it. A few days later, during a particularly boring assembly, Kenza noticed the rat again. This time, it was lurking near the bleachers, right next to where all the 6th graders were sitting. Everyone was oblivious, except for one brave 7th grader who let out a blood-curdling scream, "RAT!" The entire gym went into a frenzy, with kids scrambling to get away from the bleachers.
Dance kid: ugh PE is so bad what do u even do?

PE kid: I watch janitors throw brooms at giant gym rats.
by anonymous February 26, 2025
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