Billy: "Old Man McGreggor almost caught me running through his petunias yesterday."
Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"
Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."
Jose: "Oh my goodness, what did you do?!"
Billy: "I gave him a little taste of Grandma's Grape Jam, and ran away as fast as I could."
by anonymous ass March 25, 2003
Get the Grandma's Grape Jammug. by bonequisha_kim_nicole January 8, 2012
Get the Grandma's Chicken Saladmug. An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
Get the Taking Grandma to Applebeesmug. In Texas dialect--Texas is so hot and humid in the summer, that perspiration on children's necks combines with dust from the ground to form a single, dark line of dirt in the skin crease under the necks of the children. The adult, seeing the dark line on the child's (especially girl's) neck, laughingly teases the child that, "You stole Grandma's necklace!" Younger children get defensive or cry. Older ones play along with the adult.
Adult or teen: "Ooh! You're gonna be in trouble! You stole Grandma's necklace!"
Child: "What do you mean? No, I didn't!"
Adult or teen asks peer to verify or shows child in a mirror: "See, you stole Grandma's brown necklace!"
Child: "No, I didn't! Really!"
Child: "What do you mean? No, I didn't!"
Adult or teen asks peer to verify or shows child in a mirror: "See, you stole Grandma's brown necklace!"
Child: "No, I didn't! Really!"
by Embroidery Fan June 10, 2017
Get the grandma's necklacemug. by Archiea December 13, 2021
Get the yo grandma snoozingmug. Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.
by Bob McRoss December 5, 2016
Get the grandma's dark secretmug. by CanisMinor October 3, 2017
Get the take grandma to applebee'smug.