grand theft taco

Grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl's virginity by the hands of a thief. If said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. The taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ...her cunt. See also vertical smile and axe wound.

Pablo Don Carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole Sally's virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.

by Muffdiver December 26, 2006

Goran Visnjic

The sexiest doctor i've ever seen

Goran is a hottie

by Ceecee January 2, 2004

Grand Theft Our Hoe

Just as serious as "Grand Theft Auto" in some cultures. This is when two buddies are trying to pull off the eiffeltower or any other 2 on 1 maneuver and some other guy(s) come(s) along and steals her away.

Dan: That bitch was ours dammit! I was as horny as a goat on weed for that scallywag!
Nicholas: Yeah what the hell is Zack's problem?!
Dan: That's Grand Theft Our Hoe, first degree.

by Da Quizzler July 8, 2011

goran ivanisevic

A Croatian Tennis player who won Wimbledon in 2001 as the wild card

I Am Genious..a famous quote by Goran Ivanisevic

by NickTheCroatian July 26, 2006

Grand Slam Dump

A large shit that involves sweating and strainging so much that a change in wardrobe is necessary. Counting down from 10, start removing all your clothes. When all clothes are removed, release the load of shit from your anus and yell "Grand Slam". Then, if you are Spencer Meyer, continue to masturbate on the spot.

Dude, I just took a grand slam dump. It was awesome. Thats the second one this month!

by Jizzman69 January 20, 2008

Casa Grande Highschool

A highschool in Petaluma, California, that's the only place where there are the same number of Latino's and white students, but still a small community of racists

Dude 1: "hey dude, we're playing Casa Grande Highschool tomorrow!"
Dude 2: "that place where they planned to have a pool but never did?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, the one that's recommended the same as analy"
Dude 2: "heh.. Anal..."

by C1oCkW0Rk December 9, 2016

grand mother fucker

1: The greatest mother fucker alive.

2: King/Queen of all mother fuckers.

You just got served you Grand Mother Fucker!

by Vulcanus January 17, 2005