Benedict Gooch

When someone has planned to work for you but when your work destination changes, they suddenly can’t work foe you, anymore. You’ve Benedict Gooch.

P1: Can you work for me?
P2: Yes.
P1: Just an FYI, You’ll be working at this other location.
P2: Oh, no, sorry man I can’t.
P1: Man, you’ve Benedict Gooch.

by P1, not P2 April 17, 2021

santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day

'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'

by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016

poopy gooch

When some one poops a very wet messy poop and then wipes towards the front ie. The gooch.

Also could describe when a man steps in smelly dog shit while wearing his Gucci loafers.

Ew. That guy just tracked dog shit all over the house with his poopy gooch.

by GoobeyWoob October 20, 2017

Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Gooch-hole

A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.

Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”

by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020

Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.

Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.

I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.

by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017