old glory

A bitch that is so ugly that you have to wrap a flag around her head and do her for your country

That chic is an old glory.

by sedrikk July 21, 2005

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003

Glomp

Tackle Hug, normally reserved for ppl you like and cute members of your preferred sex.

I Glomp Hope, Kaluwa, Danielle and NHG, leaving them all gasping for air and a little freaked out.

by Chaostic_2k1 December 17, 2003

new found glory

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.

Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!

by Mike December 1, 2004

Blaze of glory

When you're about to get banned on a site, so you go ahead and shitstorm the site without mercy.

Johnny was busy cursing some asshole out and then he got a filter and a report was issued. Knowing he was going to get a permanent ban, he filled the site with "RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE " because he wanted to go out in a Blaze Of Glory.

by DynamicMOO July 7, 2010

Gloomy Green

When your sack of weed becomes so infinitesimal that the weight of the weed no longer aids in the unrolling of the bag it's stored in.

Man, I'm in a state of gloomy green...I gotta pick up another sack, stat!

by paperdemon June 4, 2010

glory story

(1)when a athlete as a freshman doesnt make the team as a freshman, but returns the folowing year as a sophmore and rapes the competetion at tryouts
(2) at the end of tryouts when the coaches give the speech about how a player who got cut freshman year and came back to play there later three years of the sport succesfully

Andy: did your that jack got cut from the lacrosse team?

Ellis: Aww true

Andy: its ok hes gonna be a glory story

by chief brown tip April 10, 2011