disco golf

A word used to express how much Davey's girlfriend hates something.

My Chemical Romance is disco golf

by MEREDITH YES September 30, 2007

Golfing

Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.

"Hey Tom are you still a virgin?"
"I dont know... Does golfing count?"

by GmanM618 February 9, 2017

Goofy Golf

A form of miniture golf with more insane obstacles then normal putt putt. For example hit the ball down the tube through the windmill over the water into the hole.

Hey Shane quit being a pussy and come play Goofy Golf with me.

by DatCJ February 13, 2009

Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming for dinner.

by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

Street Golf

Golfing on any golf course while ignoring most of the rules and etiquette of the sport. While Street Golfing players will most likely not keep score, chew tobacco, drink a lot, piss a lot, drive carts into woods looking for golf balls and get stuck, and do what ever the hell they want. If a player does not like their shot they will just drop another ball and play that one. A golf course will never appreciate a Street Golfer because basically they ruin the sport for people who A) are good and wish to remain uninterupted, or B) not good and are bitches about everything.

Frank: Lets go play some Street Golf.
Me: ...why not, nothing better to do.

by FParmy02-07 May 31, 2011

Poop Dick Golf

A golfer who sprays the the golf course with petty golf shots that travel small distances.

We cannot play anywhere too nice as Brian's poop dick golf shots won't cut it there.

by JakeyPooPoo February 3, 2010

Soccer, golf, or tennis?

A question asked when you want to know how a game is scored.
If the answer is soccer, the highest score wins.
If the answer is golf, the lowest score wins.
If the answer is tennis, the scoring system makes no sense to anyone except those who play the game.

Person 1 : Soccer, golf, or tennis?
Person 2 : Tennis. If you do this you get 2 points, this is worth... (conversation drags on)

by shadofrak May 27, 2011