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Fountain of youth

When you are fucking a male/female and your about to bust pull out, grab your nuts, jerk off, and release your nuts and yell fountain of youth while simultaneously giving your girl a laser precise cumshot up her left nostril and the Coriolis effect should take affect in the nasal cavity and the pure force of your cum will shoot out the back of her neck and go up to heaven and retrieve her soul before she enters the gate so then you need to put her ice on a frozen bed of your cum to preserve her and on the 3rd day at exactly 4:19:21 PM start jerking off over her body and shoot a load into her belly button and she will be resurrected and will be your slave for eternity.
by Codyboi30 April 1, 2022
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Fondue Fountain

Sergal 1: hey, do you wanna make a Cheese Wheel?
Sergal 2: why don't we do a Fondue Fountain instead?
by KateHanami April 10, 2022
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Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.
John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
by Christ's whore December 26, 2020
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fountain ni z

sarap panoorin ng fountain ni z
by garachuchu March 3, 2021
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Creamsicle Fountain

When, in a threesome of two men and others, the two men engage in frotting and a third person puts their mouth over the tips of both penises, catching and swallowing the ejaculate produced as a result of the frotting
“I’m not really hungry, I had a creamsicle fountain earlier.
by SaikiSai March 18, 2021
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White Chocolate Fountain

This is a sexual act whereby a male ejaculates into the anus of another person. The person with sperm in their anus then proceeds to raise their buttocks in the air and fart, creating a white chocolate fountain.
"Dude, did you know when Elton John farts it Creates a White Chocolate Fountain"
by DaveTheKittyCat April 4, 2021
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West Philly Water Fountain

pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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