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Children's coffee

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Children

Children are these stupid creatures that nobody asked to exist in this world. Everyone says these creations are made through sex and all that crap, but that is actually all just a lie, people just have sex for the fun of it and don't admit it. Next people get pregnant. That is actually all just a setup, and people just put pillows (or watermelons depends how strong they are) under their shirts to make it seem more realistic. The last step is the hospital to get the child out of their *coughs* pussy. Well, people actually just do that for the look of it. Now let me tell you how children are actually created. So these pelicans basically just like spawn some random child out of like their ass, and then they leave it in some random cardboard box beside the hospital, and then what happens is the nurse quickly throws out the watermelon, grabs that random child, and then she's just like,
"YOOOOOOOO here's your newborn child congrats!"
And then the woman supposibly giving birth to the child is like,
"YOOOOOOOO I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT MY VERY OWN CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE DEFINITELY NOT LIKE SOME RANDOM PELICAN BROUGHT IT HERE!!"
So yeah kids now you know how children are made 🤗
Yay. Children.

Also don't mind the gif it randomly fits perfectly-
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 27, 2024
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blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off
Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny
by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015
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Children

The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.
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I hate children.
I despise children.
by xFly_ May 10, 2022
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Children of the Korn

“They’re one of them damn Children of the Korn
by anonymous music lover December 26, 2023
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children's army

Noun or Adj

An idea of an Army designed completely by Children. This includes weapon, Armored vehicle, and other designs. This can also include fighting tactics. Some Children's armies also create micro nations, governed and controlled by children. Most children in the Children's Army are from the ages of 7-16 years of age.
The Children's Army began in Asia, but expanded to the Americas. There name? The Children's Army of Taiwan.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
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