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Kung Flu

A name for covid- 19 virus that was used before Potus popularized it. Videos by many you-tubers go over lists of funny alternative names such as "boomer remover".
I don't want to get sick of the Kung Flu so no sex for you.
by Captain ACAb October 26, 2020
mugGet the Kung Flumug.

Swine Flu

A type of influenza that originally affects pigs but somehow got transferred to humans. It started from Mexico in which some stupid Mexican probably had sex with a pig and got it. It is hopefully the virus that would ultimately eliminate all stupid beaners in the world!
John: Hey, did u hear Juan died from the swine flu this morning?
Ashton: Yeah? Damn, finally! Hopefully Jose is next!
by sime341 May 3, 2009
mugGet the Swine Flumug.

Blue flu

In Los Angeles, when a person falsely claims to be sick in order to get out of work and go to a Dodgers baseball game.
"Dodger Blue Flu: Asm. Jimmy Gomez called in sick to floor session for Dodgers opening day." -- John Hrabe (CalNewsroom.com), April 10, 2015
by LAmom April 19, 2018
mugGet the Blue flumug.

Flu Shot

When you've had enough of someone. So you take a pen and preferably stab them in the eye or somewhere else on the body.
"Man this customer wont stop fuckin' complaining about this bread. Imma give em' a flu shot!"
by McCreazy February 6, 2008
mugGet the Flu Shotmug.

swine flu

Swine flu is when you're having sex with a girl but pull out to cum all over her pussy, then use your hands to spread it all over her body.

After all, it starts south of the border and quickly spreads north.
Girl: No, not inside! Give me the swine flu instead!
Guy: Oh it's pandemic!
by TPain4Life April 28, 2009
mugGet the swine flumug.

man flu

Also the male equivalent to a woman's fake headache -- though more widely used getting out of bad dates, chick flicks and other woman oriented activities than to avoid sex with the significant other.
"I am pretty sure Don gave me a man flu story because he didn't want to go to Sally's bridal shower with me."
by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008
mugGet the man flumug.

elbow flu

What caused your hangover - you bent your elbow and it flew into your mouth. An excuse to not go into work.
"I can't come in today. I have the elbow flu."
by Amalia R June 1, 2007
mugGet the elbow flumug.

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