toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

by Geoffy June 5, 2014

excite fight

When Toms friends try and get him to jerk them off in the name of sportsmanship.

Hey Tom, come excite fight me to completion.

by DougMangione June 26, 2014

Flooding the Fight

Flooding the Fight is a phrase regarding the commonly occurring floods in the Midwest along the Red River (especially among Fargo, North Dakota). This terminology was coined with the phrase "Fight the Flood." However, since it is a heavily alcoholic area in the Midwest, "Flooding the Fight" was derived from the amount of alcohol consumed during the flood time frame in order to drown the sorrows of the lost communities. Also, the large amount of social drinking that comes along with schools being let out for break because of the floods.

Hey, it's a flood break! Let's go Flooding the Fight!

by Hockeyhigh March 17, 2010

Dart Race Belt Fight

Originating at Bishops University, this legendary battle occurs between two shirtless bucks who race to finish a dart while lashing each other with belts.

Regulation leather belts are encouraged, an impartial adjudicator should simultaneously spark both darts, one smoke break is allowed per match.

Chuck may have lost the dart race belt fight but Alex looked fucking mangled.

by Sexyalexis September 17, 2016

The Foo Fighters

A band of brave fighters who took down the species that terrorized the earth long ago known as the “foo”

“Bro how did the foo go extinct”
“The foo fighters took em out”
“Wow that’s sick”

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ July 31, 2020

Nerd fighter

A collective of brotherhood 2.0 fanatics who are made of awesome. Each nerd fighter has a special nerd power, and collectively they will overcome the Decepticons and found the first Evil Baby Orphanage.

"Dude, did you see that geek over there?"

"Man, that was no geek, that was a NERD FIGHTER!!!"

"What's the difference?"

"You don't wanna find out..."

by EP Nerd fighter January 1, 2009

food fight

A food fight, a common staple in numerous low-budget American children films, involves the flinging of various consumable goods, including both food and beverage, across a room. A food fight typically commences with the exchange of various innocuous food items, whereupon a relatively rotund blond-haired child with a buzz cut shall stand upon a table and declare, "FOOD FIGHT!". In the same sense that the unexamined life is not worth living, an undeclared food fight is not worth fighting: an undeclared food fight, or a food fight that is improperly declared, shall typically be viewed as invalid.

Various reputable American children's networks feature food fights exceedingly frequently; it is a relatively uncommon occurrence to view either one such film or five consecutive episodes of such programming without witnessing a food fight of some sort. Unfortunately, numerous recent programs have compromised the genre, featuring declarations by relatively thin persons or even including undeclared food fights, an anathema to those schooled in the true art.

Joey, feeling rather distraught and dejected, flung his breakfast burrito haphazardly across the room. He realized his mistake when he witnessed said burrito strike another student across the face, whereupon BJ, the school fat kid, stood upon the table and bellowed out in a rich, mellifluous voice, like so many Sirens wooing Odysseus, "FOOD FIGHT!".

by Jimmy Flinders May 10, 2007