blow master flex

A slut who goes around and blows the squad

Sherry Moore is the blow master flex of penn state altoona

by Millerxxx11 January 23, 2016

Homo Flexible

A gay man or woman who has sexual play with someone of the opposite sex under certain circumstances thereby making them a "homo" who is "flexible." Not "bi" where they actively are interested in both sexes, but a person who is normally 100% gay who engages in sex or some sort of sexual encounter with someone of the opposite sex for various reasons such as in exchange for something, circumstantial timing, for fun, or out of boredom.

A Homo Flexible could be submissive lesbian who has a male dom, or a twink with a female dom. A Homo Flexible could be a gay man or a lesbian who sleeps with or masturbates an opposite sex friend out of pity or to console them. Needing sexual release, a Homo Flexible could be a gay or lesbian who grabs the first willing person to "take care of their need" even if the person is of the opposite sex.

by darclyte May 13, 2010

flexitarian

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

by distorted_G January 6, 2006

flexyjerkov

A male who see himself as the star of a pornography; a flexyjerkov likes to live life, going at speed and flauting his very sexy body. However, flexyjerkov's are often push overs when it comes to women and often do not see that relationships they are in are not real.

"Whos that sexy guy who looks like he could be in a porno"
"Oh thats a flexyjerkov"

by sallystar March 15, 2008

flexercise

The act of a male, exercising in front of others, especially females, and flexing while exercising. Putting too much weight on the bar, etc. Showing off.

Janet: Martha, that guy last night started to flexercise in front of me. That was the only reason I called you to come pick me up.
Martha: Wow, what a pud.

by Orange-Porange March 13, 2009

Long Flex

If someone is rude, ignorant or a complete dumb ass.

While observing the WW1 two minute silence a gentlemen who has no respect is gassing on the phone... Can you hear that guy? He's such a Long Flex!

by Ricardo, Desmond & Sandeca December 9, 2008

flexin'

Lying, doing a horrible job, and you think everyone believes you.

Dat nigga Raquan flexin', he know he can't pull mo bitches den me.

by The Ace of Spadez June 6, 2009