a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.
This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.
This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.
by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019
Get the flesh scabbard mug.A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.
Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.
I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.
I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.
by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019
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Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime
*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊
*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠
*Should've used a Philips screw 😂
*I guess you're screwed 😂
*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠
*Should've used a Philips screw 😂
*I guess you're screwed 😂
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Get the flesh burrito mug.When one is rudely woken in early morning hours by insects burrowing, chomping and squiggling under the skin eating Fleshfast.
She wanted to sharpen each claw of her back scratcher to fine razor-edged points and scratch the unkind burrowing insects out of her abdomen, breast and nipple. It was the beginning of their day as they searched for some juicy new flesh to eat. Their morning activities rudely woke her at 12:47am, as they began to squiggle & chomp their way through her body, looking for some tasty fleshfast. Bad little hungry nocturnal burrowing beasties!
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Get the fleshfast mug.An unavoidable mass of flesh that keeps your fresh produce chilled, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten cheese...
Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
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Get the flesh fridge in the kitchen mug.An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
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