Fiddle your bean February 

yooooooooooooooo special attention to the sack(fyb)

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”

Fiddle your bean February by penis retard 69 April 20, 2018

fuddler 

A strange word that a strange girl, named Joy, made up to call the minds of humans.

Dude: Yo, bro! I love your fuddler! It's so unique!

fuddler by GloomyDucklings December 15, 2017

fiddleforts 

Same as schnickelfritz. Germanic origins. Usually used when speaking to a precocious young child. For example:

"Rowan! Your mother did NOT say you could stay up late tonight, you little fiddleforts! Don't be telling stories to your auntie silly girl or I think I just may have to tickle you!"

fiddleforts by Doglips415 January 16, 2018

fiddle biscuits 

an invalid variant of fiddlesticks.

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit

fiddle biscuits by papayapussy November 1, 2018

Fiddledicked 

Fiddledicked is when you get turned around and get sucked off very very painfully, all the while the person who is sucking you off's homies start beating the shit out of you.

Guys, get ready, we're about to Fiddledicked that bitch real hard.

Fiddledicked by Biggfoot=Furry November 20, 2018

Fidler 

Someone with way too much free time on their hands.

Basically a term used to describe an individual who avoids work.

(eg. walking around talking, playing on their phone, smoking, adding false definitions of words to urban dictionary, stalking co-worker's spouses on social media, whatever else but avoiding doing any actual work)

A person who fucks the dog or is a dog fucker

Fidler is the biggest dog fucker in the world (someone who never does any actual work)

"He's such a Fidler! He's always going to the bathroom to pretend to take a shit so he can play on his phone."

Fidler by Dr. S. Hawking May 6, 2019

Fuddler 

Someone who is always puttering around and is always late because they are doing things they shouldn’t be doing whereas their friends are baffled.... probably because they are on drugs or extremely ADD

OMG! Derek is such a fuddler, he is searching through his tool box for a toothpick when I already got one from sally......what is he doing right now while we are all waiting for him in order to leave??!

Fuddler by Deezlenuz July 24, 2019