Alpha Female

The smartest woman in a given group of women. Generally one of the more psychologically attractive ones because she's nice, but not afraid to put a stupid female (whore) in her place for being a bitch by kicking said bitch's ass. Alpha females sometimes have a naturally occurring (meaning no plastic surgery) bra cup size of DD and up in addition to being smart, kind, and a total badass.

Characteristics of an Alpha Female:

Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist

I'm an Alpha Female.

by Failurebitch November 29, 2022

Valac Female

Valac Female is the most fierce boss in all of rogue lineage, known to take on 8 people at once. If you see the Valac Female, you best hope that you're wearing a cowl and far from a gate spot.

Nyawa: "I just got ganked by valac female AGAIN!"
his boyfriend: "i don't care."

by valac female December 16, 2021

Female Urinal

when the girls bathroom is packed and women are forced to pee in the sink

there were so many girls in the restroom that I had to use the female urinal

by thiskidistherealdeal March 4, 2010

female circumcision

euphemism for female castration; partial or complete removal of clitoris; female genital mutilation (FGM). For males, see Castration.

After female circumcision, the mutilated victim can suffer life long complications.

by DBmsw October 14, 2018

Female Geyser

The action of emptying your semen into a females mouth, and then quickly grabbing a bottle of Pepsi and pouring some in her mouth, then shaking her head, making her look much like a spewing geyser.

"She had just finished cleaning her room, so I busted a Female Geyser on her, and there was Pepsi-Nut everywhere."

by John Boy December 23, 2003

female orgasm

Does not exist. At all. Ever.

Girl having sex:I'M CUMMING!!
Man doing her: LIAR!!

by Kouichi December 28, 2004

Jordan (female)

Jordan is a girl who will play any guy that likes her. She could give 0 fucks about someone who has a crush on her. She likes to have a crush on a guy she has no chances with. When she does date someone she acts like but doesnt have feelings for her bf. When she dates someone she will still have a crush on a guy she has no chances with.

Jordan (female)
Guy1: I think I have a crush on jordan.
Guy2: She will play you like a toy.

by Jordanhater#1 October 28, 2019