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Even

Even is a sexy induvidual who is one of the most talented peolpe in the world. Not to mention his legendary gaming skills.
Omg, I just did a Even
by Leagay October 31, 2018
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Even

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
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Getting even

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.
Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"
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not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.
“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher
by jostytosty August 23, 2022
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Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.
Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."
by New Words for You November 16, 2022
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Evening Bark

Ayo that GOT episode that aired yesterday had me up all night with evening bark my dude 😩😩
by Lil peaches September 19, 2022
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I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
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