Ethan Xies Creampie

The act of getting on the roof of a school and jumping off. The jump must be done with no pants, and landing on a dildo in the ass. Only men can participate, preferably asain. Once the Dildo is injected into the bumhole, mayo, and Worcestershire sauce will be smeared on the ass cheeks. If completed and done successfully, Mr.Xies himself will be summoned and shave your head to match his dumbass hair.

BillyBob: want an Ethan Xies Creampie
BillyJoe: yea im retarded and think the hairstyle looks good, i must get it from ethan himself
BillyBob: ill get the didlo
billyJoe: I think some of the mayo got in my asshole

by DilfFucker69420 September 21, 2023

ethan landry

was literally giggling kicking my feet when I saw him in the theater, he’s literally so pretty, my mom was probably a little concerned but that’s okay!! no but for real I’m so confused how he didn’t pull any girls in the movie, LIKE?? if I saw him I would be begging on my knees crying for once chance with him

“hey I-I have tissues if you want tissues, I have like.. three tissues.” - ethan landry

by hrtsforamber September 30, 2023

gabriel ethan ramirez

Lover of Bbc in his large butthole

Wow that Gabriel Ethan ramirez loves bbc

by MyAssNeedHEALING July 14, 2017

code ethan

the superior code to use at shop mrbeast.com

me: hey i just ordered some merch from shop mrbeast

friend: oh yeah what code did you use?
me: code ethan, duh
friend: as you should’ve

by bigboii15 April 27, 2019

The Ethan Miller Experience

when you’re smoking that good kush and drinking that strong shit and you forget what space and time is

“damn bruh he’s going through the ethan miller experience, go get him some coco pebbles”

by shereallydidthat February 9, 2020

Send Ethan Nudes Days

If you got a best friend named Ethan. Send his ass some nudes and show him that you care On October 7th And 8th

Stranger: "Hey what's todays date?
You: "It's October 8th"
Strange: "Oh shit, I missed send Ethan nudes days yesterday. Good thing I have today. I better send him some pics."

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Wide Ethan

A slang term for “morbidly obese”

Dang, he’s pretty Wide Ethan.

by Expand Man May 12, 2021