Ethan

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Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.

1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!

2nd friend: Who are you talking to?

1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.

2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.

- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -

Ethan by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018

Ethan

Ethan. Ethan is one of the best people you know. He is so pure and loving. He has an impeccable sense of humor and never fails to make you laugh, even if he doesn’t laugh much. It isn’t hard to become friends with him, but he is shy and quiet. He’s only talkitive if you’re very close, and he only keeps a few people close. He’ll do practically anything for the ones he loves. He often thinks poorly of himself, but he’s absolutely perfect. It’s very easy to get lost in his eyes. Seeing his smile makes hard times easier. His voice is the best sound in the world. Just seeing him makes you feel like nothing else matters. Not to mention, he’s probably the cutest guy at your school. A lot of girls like him but he stays dedicated to one. A lot of people also think he’s gay, even after he does find a girlfriend. He always stays out of drama and anything related and minds his own business. There’s so much more to Ethan, but there’s no correct way to put feelings into words.

Ethan

Ethan by YeetSleepRepeat January 1, 2019

Ethan

A all-around amazing Guy who is really smart and weird. Be is really talented and always there when your sad. And loves video games.

Whos that werido.

Oh him hes amazing dont call him weird but he is Ethan

Ethan by Hottiewithapashin January 26, 2019

Ethan

Stupid nigger who need to hang himself

Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger

Ethan by Dbdbrhrhffnfj February 6, 2019

Ethan

A turducken retarded kid With mental issues he looks like the pig from barnyard

See ethan ya he looks like the pig from barnyard

Ethan by Jerrbear1400 February 7, 2019

Ethan

A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.

Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”

Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”

Ethan by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019

Ethan

A dumb ass niger with a small ass ant cock that loves a horse cock shoved in his penis. He has Down syndrome and chicken bones that he shoves up his Ass

That bitch is such an Ethan

Ethan by Tag_Chenson February 20, 2019