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double-ender

A virus, stomach bug, or illness that causes simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea.

Can create a quandary of which end of the body should be using the toilet: the head or the butt?

The combination creates one of the worst smells known to man.
Doctor: "What are your symptoms?"
Patient: "While I was vomiting I was also having diarrhea at the same time."
Doctor: "Ohhh..a double-ender. Sounds you like you have that nasty stomach bug thats going around."
by A Magillacutty March 5, 2011
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eater

1. A person who is eating.

2. A fat chick.

3. Someone who performs oral sex.
1. Look at that eater, chowing down on KFC.

2. Look at that eater, showing off her big tits in that low cut top, hanging out at the bar hoping for a hogger to come take her home.

3. She's such a great eater - she can make me blow it in three minutes usually.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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For Your Entertainment

The most amazing album you will ever hear. Adam Lambert brings back glam!

Music Again, For Your Entertainment, Whataya Want From Me, Strut, Soaked, Sure Fire Winners, A Loaded Smile, If I Had You, Pick U Up, Fever, Sleepwalker, Aftermath, Broken Open

Glambert: "Hey, do you know that song 'Whataya Want From Me'?"

Person: "Yeah! I LOVE THAT SONG -sings- 'WHATAYA WANT FROM ME?!' Adam Lambert sings it, right?"

Glambert" "YES! He is amazing! Listen to this song -gives iPod-.... Go buy his album For Your Entertainment right now! We can be Glamberts together"

(Now) Recently Converted Glambert: "OK! I will tell all my friends!"
Glambert: "Hey, do you know that song 'Whataya Want From Me'?"

Person: "Yeah! I LOVE THAT SONG -sings- 'WHATAYA WANT FROM ME?!' Adam Lambert sings it, right?"

Glambert: "YES! He is amazing! Listen to this song -gives iPod-.... Go buy his album For Your Entertainment right now! We can be Glamberts together"

(Now) Recently Converted Glambert: "OK! I will tell all my friends!"
by Glambert4196 July 25, 2010
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box eater

eatage of a woman's vajayjay. Common term for lesbians.
"Megan, you are my number one box eater."
by hookahwhore March 21, 2009
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

Raper of donkeys and eater of shit.
"Listen Terrance, you donkey raping shit eater!"
by Fuck Face Indian September 12, 2003
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Nintendo Entertainment System

Greatest game system ever. Visit www.neshq.com for more information!
by Andrewm February 2, 2004
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Weed-eater

The weed eater is when one performs the daunting task of eating out a female that happens to be very hairy. While "down there" the person makes the sound of a weedeater, or a reving motor sound. vrm vrm vrm vrm vrm
Its the same as 70's porn, just add the sounds effects of a weed-eater.
by Natedawg Burnett January 28, 2008
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