egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

by anon November 21, 2002

snake and eggs

The male version of the "camel toe", usually seen on tight-jeaned rock stars of 70s.

"Check out the snake `n' eggs on Daltrey in this shot. Think that's all him or is he packin' a gym sock?"

by Cluin September 1, 2003

Egg on Legs

A person who is so fat that there form, usually included both "back-tits" and "front-butt", has become egg-like, with the exception of their legs, which are always dwarved by their egg-shaped bodies.

Person 1: "She's incredibly fat!"

Person 2: "I know...look at that egg on legs."

by Hazencruz August 6, 2010

scotch eggs

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc

Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!

by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005

Egg Tank

The most kickass white Chevy Cavalier adorned with a giant dent on the side; and green fuzzy flaming dice.
It has the ability to tank through snow, mud, dirt, ice, Zombehs and YOUR MOTHER. It tanks it's way through everything and holds a troop of six with FIVE seats; that's how kickass that car is. The driver is awesome, but the Eggtank prevails over him.

THIS IS EGGTANK!
Dude 1: DID YOU SEE THE EGG TANK?! THAT THING IS KICKASS.
Dude 2: Holy shit! You're right!
Dude 3: lolz

by xLunarSerenadex April 1, 2008

fried eggs

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

Egg-fart

When you're Fart so terribly gross that people throw up or even worse sometimes they shit themselves from tha fear radiated by this monster that makes a noise like a cat dieing

Egg-fart: meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooawwww.....

random guy: oooooaaarg I just crapped myself

by Robin December 10, 2003