Egg on Legs

A person who is so fat that there form, usually included both "back-tits" and "front-butt", has become egg-like, with the exception of their legs, which are always dwarved by their egg-shaped bodies.

Person 1: "She's incredibly fat!"

Person 2: "I know...look at that egg on legs."

by Hazencruz August 6, 2010

scotch eggs

1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.

2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc

Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!

by Brother numpsy November 14, 2005

Egg Tank

The most kickass white Chevy Cavalier adorned with a giant dent on the side; and green fuzzy flaming dice.
It has the ability to tank through snow, mud, dirt, ice, Zombehs and YOUR MOTHER. It tanks it's way through everything and holds a troop of six with FIVE seats; that's how kickass that car is. The driver is awesome, but the Eggtank prevails over him.

THIS IS EGGTANK!
Dude 1: DID YOU SEE THE EGG TANK?! THAT THING IS KICKASS.
Dude 2: Holy shit! You're right!
Dude 3: lolz

by xLunarSerenadex April 1, 2008

fried eggs

Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.

We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.

by Herbie Herbruck August 29, 2003

Egg-fart

When you're Fart so terribly gross that people throw up or even worse sometimes they shit themselves from tha fear radiated by this monster that makes a noise like a cat dieing

Egg-fart: meeeeeeeeeeeoooooooawwww.....

random guy: oooooaaarg I just crapped myself

by Robin December 10, 2003

eggs

People of little stature who join fraternities of little stature. Pathetic lives surpassed only by the infamous gdi

eggs! you get penis envy from my big bench! honk to make us drink! Girl gimme some of that new phenomenon!

by The Bush May 15, 2006

Put an egg on it

direct translation: "Get the fuck out of here", used when expressing disbelief. Also used when a false statement is made in a disrespectful manner.

Matt: I am the nastiest baller on the court.
Cody: put an egg on it

by RobAa January 5, 2008