Edward Walten

little lad but in a cursive block font. when he was a little lad, Jack Walten made him do the little lad dance..
now jack is gone
but he still likes to do the little lad dance!

"Is that uh Edward Walten from the Walten Files?"
"Yeah but we call him the little lad real here."

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S September 28, 2021

karly Edwards

Karly Edwards. A 5ft 5 midget who gets bullied everyday, very moody as well.

The meaning off karly
"Don't be a karly Edwards nonce"

by Karly loves max June 19, 2019

Daniel edwards

Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.

They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.

Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny

by Fat knob master May 02, 2022

edward sissyhands

a person who has to wear leather gloves to do everything including but not limited to moving brand new furniture.

"hey edward sissyhands hows those furniture moving gloves holding up"

by County Of Butt February 12, 2021

edward cullen

earths sexiest! turn me into a vampire daddy😊 #teamedward

hey, team jacob or team edward?

definitely jacob!

stay out of my face. team edward cullen only

by tatehatepagelol May 25, 2021

Edward Bola

A striker who uses skill moves far too much to avoid danger and usually loses the ball in doing so.

Noah: pass me the ball
Maxwell: *does too many skill moves and loses the ball*
Noah: STOP BEING SUCH AN EDWARD BOLA

by TheRealBongo April 18, 2020

Pulled an Edward

When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."

Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward

Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.

by Fluffernugget March 28, 2012