Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 27, 2009
"The salad dressing" is an idiomatic expression used to describe a situation where something bad or negative is added to an already terrible thing, making it even worse. This phrase is often used to express a sense of imperfection or loss, at times even degeneracy.
"so that guy did insert thing here"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"
"yeah?"
"and the salad dressing here is that he did insert other thing here as well"
"woah man"
by thesuperpizzalegend37 March 30, 2024
When you are at a party or gathering and decide to have sex with someone from this party. After the deed you pull down you're dress and return to the party as if nothing happened. But there is clear evidence of the sin.
by Kabukimyson July 17, 2022
by Bukitty August 22, 2019
Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.
John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.
by Citizens March 15, 2014
When one does a pointless task for no other reason than to satisfy the deranged humor of another individual.
Person 1: Why are you painting the grass red?
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.
Person 2: Just dressing the skeleton for the boss. He thinks it is funny for some reason.
Person 1: You are retarded.
by fingergunmitch July 23, 2018
A woman or man who is dressed in manner to pick up and have sexual relations with another person or persons.
Kane: Did you see what Lucy is wearing tonight? She’s definitely looking for some action.
Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.
Nathan: She’s dressed to slam.
by Schlonga November 03, 2019