Doomshade

Noun: A subtle, pessimistic comment someone drops to kill the vibe.

“You two are so perfect together. Let’s hope marriage doesn’t change that. Whoops, doomshade alert.”

by clashdown January 10, 2025

Doris

An asian female who studies architecture and is constantly in agony. She's famous for her fashion taste and designer clothes. She laughs like Light from Death Note. Sometimes she feels like she could become the next Mies Van der Rohe; sometimes she feels like a piece of roadside turd. She likes rich guys with good taste and wasian guys. Also a little obsessed with VTubers. She wears heavy eye makeup and looks high after drinking, since she's potentially allergic to alcohol.

"I wish I had Doris' style."
"I don't think you can pull it off."

by Lordofchernobyl January 25, 2025

DomSwap

Same thing as Subswap, meaning dominance, with a submissive mindset.

I prefer Domswaps.
Why? I Love Subswaps way more
I just like the Energy they bring, controlling to a degree yet easily flustered

by Inei February 14, 2026

Doomscrolling

When you are scrolling on any media platform especially Instagram reels for hours on end until your eyes and fingers start to vaporize sending your soul into the doom or reels never able to escape

It’s like falling into a black hole of Insta videos you think you’ll watch one, and suddenly three hours have passed, your eyes are burning, your fingers feel like molten lava, and you wonder if you’ll ever surface from the endless scroll- doomscrolling

by PandaBoxer000_[ March 3, 2026

Dorm Cannoli

The communal fleshlight. Traditionally shared between floors of a dorm hall.

1) "Yo bro, have you seen the Dorm Cannoli?"
"Last I saw it was stuck to the wall of the communal showers."

2) "My mom visited for the weekend and found the Dorm Cannoli"

by Fabby#3 March 10, 2026

doomscroll

Originally, doomscrolling meant scrolling as a doomer (someone who is pessimistic about everything,) feeling worse about yourself and the world the more you scrolled.

Nowadays, to doomscroll is to scroll on an app or website forever; until your doom.

I am going to doomscroll for the next 5 hours and ignore my responsibilities to my detriment.

by LuxuriantCarrot February 17, 2025

Dorm Snorkel

A makeshift device created by attaching scented dryer sheets to one end of a cardboard tube, typically used to mask the odor of cannabis by exhaling through it.

“Hey man, is it cool if I spark up in here?”

“Yeah, just use a dorm snorkel so the RA can’t smell it.”

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen March 17, 2025