Doob

Word used to describe someone who's done something very dumb. Similar to "idiot" "ass" or "jerk," but still being dumb at the same time. Used mostly as adjective but can be a verb.

Wow, he's such a doob, he stood her up at the movies.

He really doobed it up at the party last night, I doubt she'll talk to him tomorrow.

You're a doob.

by truth6580 October 24, 2011

Doober Dump Tuck

When one tucks his penis between his legs while taking a shit so as to get fecal matter on the tip.

Thomas executed a Doober Dump Tuck to show Leland how much he really cared.

by TPF COUGAR HUNTER December 31, 2007

Scoobert Doobert

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK

I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

by Slopz Returns March 9, 2018

Doober

A hernia protruding out of the groinal area, below the abdominal region right next to the penis. personally i have a hernia and the only defination of what happened to me is that i got a doober.

Dude 1: Man what the hell is right next to my dick.
Dude 2. Man thats a doober.

by Pordante May 24, 2004

dobber

Scottish slang for someone who is stupid.

That guy is such a dobber, he failed that really simple test.

by Flash2000 August 7, 2004

dobbs

when someone feels superior to everyone around them but is in fact not, but rather average in all ways possible.

AKA

Thinking you're cool but your not actually.

Oh man, that guy's being real dobbs

by Thuf lyf September 29, 2009

dobby

Refers to marijuana smoking. When a total buzzkill buddy comes along, asks to take a hit off your joint and/or blunt, then subsequently drops it in either a puddle or a large pile of dirt.

Also can be used in concurrence with bogart.

Hey fam, don't dobby my shit! You already tried to bogart. Scom face!

by Ida Derbscom May 18, 2008