drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk

Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving

by mustang maniac April 20, 2010

Fry Diving

Sticking your hand into an empty fast food bag to look for French fries that fell out of the container and into the bottom of the bag.

Denise: *looks over at Hannah going through empty bag* What're you doing?

Hannah: I'm Fry Diving! Duh! *pulls out four fries from bottom of bag* SCORE! *stuffs fries in mouth*

Denise:...

by McOmNomNom November 11, 2010

tip diving

tip diving aka the T-Dip occurs when a male, usually large and black although not necessarily, is incapable of fully penetrating a womans vagina, Hence only being able to insert the "Tip"

Yo last night i tried to rail out this virgin asian but all i could manage was an intense episode of Tip Diving

by beltbucklebros October 14, 2011

Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.

Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."

by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012

Shy diving

to give head to a stranger

I just met this chic and she went shy diving first thing!

by Silky Jones February 27, 2015

moonshine diving

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping

We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016

Russian Divingboard

A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.

(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)

As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.

by Clit Lint July 4, 2016