Diddy Slurping

verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.

"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"

"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."

"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."

"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."

by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025

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Diddy Nip

The act of rubbing cum on your partners nipples after ejaculation.

I just diddy nipped some bitch behind the dumpster.

by OldCrow77 May 26, 2025

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Diddy Blud

A person with a fat hairy belly that is also a predator

Wow, the new manager is such a Diddy Blud!

by Ozzieeboo May 26, 2025

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No Diddy

Similar to "No homo", dismissing something that could be possibly gay.
References rapper "P Diddy" in regards to gay-sex allegations.

"That hot dog was good as hell, no diddy tho"

by Vaniilabean May 27, 2025

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Goofy ahh diddy blud

A diddy blud (like Drake) who's so ducking goofy, he makes you cringe on his behalf.

Guy: Yes, I'm a proud lolicon, why do you ask? And please do make it quick... I have a palate of teas and crumpets to partake in! Muehehehe...! 🧐
Me: Shut yo google chrome chicken bone ahh up, you goofy ahh diddy blud! 😂

by Morning Overcast May 29, 2025

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