Ding Dong 

when you swing your dick back and forth like a bell untill it herts

"i did ding dong in front of my cat last nite"

Ding Dong by billy bob frog June 18, 2007

ding lay gow fei 

In cantonese, this word mean to hit someone's lung. Usaully follow up by suck lay gow wei or other curse like diu or mixed up with other curse like pok guy.

1.Oh~~~ ding{hit} lay{you} gow{someone's} pok guy fei{lung}!!!

ding lay gow fei by IvD May 8, 2005

ding dong ditch 

To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.

Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book

ding dong ditch by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016

ding-a-ling 

see "ding a ling"...

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding-a-ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

ding-a-ling by neosmurfay February 11, 2005

Ding Dong Ditch 

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

Ding Dong Ditch by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

ding-boofus 

When a guy acts like a complete moron

A guy who mistakes crazy glue for eye drops is an epic ding-boofus

ding-boofus by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

ding ding 

a piece of dirt

You're a ding ding.

ding ding by smol trash bean November 21, 2016