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Designated Coletter

A designated sidekick for someone who's DrunkAF.
Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022
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designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
by mlhiss April 18, 2020
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design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017
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Pentagram design

A famous design agency ran by Mr Satan founded en 666, know for making the best designs in the world to make your eyes cry Kool aid.
Best place for edgy boys
We are pentagram design, we use your souls for create design, We make teams in the ashes

Normal kid believing itself a designer: Oh look this is my favourite agency I want to work here, I love her
Michael Morningstar: welcome to pentagram the best agency in the word
Random kid: I have my designs (a design very edgy)
Michael Morningstar: hired!
by VproTech's Son November 26, 2024
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designer junkie

“ he’s in the trap but has hella designer “ omg he’s a designer junkie “
by jojog123 March 26, 2023
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