knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

deepthroat-ballbagging

A version of fellatio which either involves both shaft and testicles being forced deep into the reciever throat or just testicles without shaft. Sometimes used to decribe any other generic sexual activity.

'Let's get down on some deepthroat-ballbagging!'

by inmotion July 29, 2007

deepta

She's just so fucking cute and funny. When you look at a Deepta girl your day just gets a whole lot better. She's interesting and passionate and beautiful and you would be goddamn lucky to have a Deepta in your life.

Dave: I fucking love Lucy dude. She's perfect for me.

Tom: she's a Deepta bro. Don't let her go

by anonymous March 13, 2018

Cincinnati Deepthroat

Defecating from a great height on to your lover's grill ensuring their mouth is open, to ensure some goodness is consumed. The lover then proceeds to go tip to base on their companion's love length, until defecation is gurgled through said nostrils.

Kim took a Cincinnati Deepthroat with a smile last week

by Ricogear July 26, 2013

Deceptafunk

A style of alternative hip-hop incorperating cartoonish violence and science fiction based lyrics with club style hip hop beats. While comparable to Acid Rap, Deceptafunk isn't nearly as dark and isn't intended to scare anyone as much as entertain.

If you combine G Funk, Acid Rap, and a bunch of cheesy horror movies, you get Deceptafunk.

by Awesome Ty June 11, 2006

Deep Toke

to toke or smoke a lot of weed to the point where you are blacking out. to get very high on weed. forming from the thought of inhaling deeply while you toke.

"i've had a rough week, i'm really ready for a deep toke"

by bitchin! September 29, 2008

Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 15, 2011