by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.
My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”
by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021
Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.
by ThatChyGirl December 30, 2015
Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.
Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.
by DrunkrFastr December 28, 2015
A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
by Hugh_jackmeoff October 07, 2018
Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.
by 816Jerm January 03, 2017