crusty keyboard

A crusty keyboard is a person who has terrible hygiene and is a total pushover. If you meet a crusty keyboard turn around and run. The eye boogers just ain't worth it.

Yeah that kid Shane is such a crusty keyboard

by everyotherday88 May 8, 2019

crusty ewok

When you go to a girl's childhood home, beat off in her room, and cum in her old teddy bear.

I snuck into Becky's parents' house and gave her a crusty ewok because she pissed me off

by Hurricane_Heimbach March 13, 2018

Crusty fart

When you haven’t cleaned your arse probably and you fart tiny bits or some things just had To come out

Tiny birds do crusty farts against my window.

by Sambatrompete August 25, 2020

Crusty Thunder

A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.

Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.

by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016

crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017

crusty wallace

When the post-coitus penis remains inside a woman on her period for an extended time partially fusing their genitals with dried discharge. Oftentimes leaving a red crust ring upon painfully pulling apart.

Its that time of the month so my girlfriend keeps giving me a Crusty Wallace if I don't pull out right after we do it.

by GingerNinjihadi July 11, 2019

Crusty Sleeve

When your best boy pisses you off so you go into his room when he's not home and you nut all his tube socks so they form a white crusty nasty looking ass sleeve that can't Flex for nothing so he can't wear them looking like drywall looking asses

"Boy, you pissed me the fuck off you better not leave your house or I'm going to give you some crusty sleeves."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018