The Tom Cruise

A sexual act were the the man after cumming in his partner quickly runs towards the nearest window and proceeds to jump through it.

Yo dude I heard you pulled The Tom Cruise on my girl last night!?

*Does yet another Tom Cruise*

by Urbanurk September 13, 2019

dutch cruise

Nothing at all sexual or drug related

I'm about to go to chess club and Dutch cruise.

by QuinQuinQuadQi April 7, 2016

cruise

Slang for sunglasses, inspired by the iconic shades worn by Tom Cruise in his blockbuster films like "Mission Impossible 7: Dead Reckoning" (2023), "American Made" (2017), "Top Gun" (1986), and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022). These sunglasses symbolize style and coolness.

Check out my new cruise; they totally give me that Tom Cruise vibe from 'Top Gun: Maverick'!

by Emotional Cruiser September 28, 2025

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

cruise oj

Ridin' through Old Jamestown in North County Saint Louis, usually smoking marijuana. Many of the young locals participate in this activity, a pastime of NoCo.

"Yo, dude! Dealer just came through, let's go cruise OJ!"

by The HenceSP September 19, 2017

Cruise

Aimlessly wandering the streets with the hope of picking up a male for anonymous gay sex

Guy 1: Thomas went on a cruise until 3am last night.
Guy 2: He must’ve really wanted some dick

by Naruutoe September 10, 2022

Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024