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booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.
My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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viking river cruise

Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you
That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015
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emotional cruise

A phenomenon where a mainland Chinese person cries because mainland China is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022) when the same country is also the world's most populous country.
Mainland China, being the world's most populous country, is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022), hence causing a phenomenon known as "emotional cruise".
by Emotional Cruiser May 25, 2024
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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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Pleasure Cruise

Working for XYZ Company was no Pleasure Cruise.
by Pretty_Handsome_Unisex May 30, 2022
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cruise oj

Ridin' through Old Jamestown in North County Saint Louis, usually smoking marijuana. Many of the young locals participate in this activity, a pastime of NoCo.
"Yo, dude! Dealer just came through, let's go cruise OJ!"
by The HenceSP September 19, 2017
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Professional cruise ship passenger

A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)
by Itsmejessica2025 May 22, 2025
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