Crispy Kobe

Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.

Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.

by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022

crispy snizzle

The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.

timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."

by milkyutter May 8, 2019

Crispy Streak

A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon

Is that Johnny boy over there?

Yeah mate he’s a bacon, absolute crispy streak

by LiamKev January 29, 2023

crispies

dandruff.

She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies

by cobarin September 3, 2016

Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.

Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?

by Mooootjr February 24, 2018

Crispy

The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.

Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!

Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!

by ERAmatica January 8, 2012

Crispy

An occurrence that feels perfect in the moment. Resulting in vibez that are unmatched.

Crispy is to describe only the best things that happen to you, or are going to happen to you.

I got a full nights rest for the first time in weeks and it was Crispy

Hanging out with you was so Crispy

I went on the Crispiest date, I can’t wait to tell you all about it

The convo was so Crispy I was on the edge of my seat

by B 0 B November 7, 2022