Be gay do crime

Person #1: who is lochlan?
Person #2: he is be gay do crime.
by Gay09 February 23, 2022
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premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 12, 2023
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f*cking anus crime

when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime
come on man , damn , f*cking anus crime!
by mario sith January 17, 2024
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The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012
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Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter
"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"
by The funny word game May 20, 2020
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holy true crime

when something in the true crime community is shocking / epic
holy true crime that’s epic
by tedbundyswife2020 April 03, 2020
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Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023
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